I don't know why I think this is funny, but I do.

I have been trying to get the TV/VCR thing we use in the van fixed since Thanksgiving. It was "fixed" once and when I got it home, it didn't work so I took it back.

The repair guy was just stunned that it didn't work, but I finally convinced him and he said, "I call you later." Now, I wasn't sure if he knew who I was was, presumably, I'm not his only customer. So, I asked if he had my work number. He says (he has a very thick accent, I really have to concentrate to understand him), "Yes, I have number, you work at [insert name of Major Medical Center here]."

Well, alrighty then.

I called a little while ago, he answered and I said something like, "I'm calling to check on my TV." I didn't offer any other information and he immediately says: "You have TV/VCR, I call Monday", and he hangs up.