(This may be funnier to me since it was told by my normally very formal boss, but here goes):
An (insert whomever you want to make light of here) was in the South of France and could not understand why Pierre had attracted so many girls on the beach and he had attracted no one. So he asked Pierre, "How do you manage to attract all the girls and I attract no one?"
Pierre said, "Take a potato and tuck it in your bathing suit, it drives the women wild."
So the (insert whomever you want to make light of here) stuffed a potato in his bathing suit and paraded up and down the beach. After a great many hours, however, he still failed to attract a woman and no one would come within 100 yards of him.
So the (insert whomever you want to make light of here) went to see Pierre again and said, "I've tried it Pierre, it doesn't work!"
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Ohhh, thats where I was supposed to put it!
I like it! Hee!
Snicker... That was cute!
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HA HA HA!
oh and
EW!
Hee.
Nope, just as funny told by anyone.
haha, that is cute!
Har har!
now THAT was funny. hahahhahahaa :)
*Snorts* Very funny!!!
teeheeheeee! I love it!
Thanks, I needed a laugh today.
Bwahaa... stealing this one!
LOL Thanks for the humor.
That was good.
Yes that WAS hilarious!
I think I would avoid a girl if I saw something that look like a big poop in her bathing suit because she coulda done number 2!