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Sunday, July 18

HEY! WHERE IS EVERYONE?

I actually have time to putz around on the computer and you're all gone. To bed?! You're in bed, you say? My bed is full of short people and a dog. There's no room. Busy Girl came home from her spend the night out (don't get me started).

If I empty my bed out, then Busy Baby is sure to hear me when I get to get in it, as I seem to have an industrial strength ass alarm that emits high pitched noise heard only by toddlers as he will instantly wake up as soon as my ass hits the bed.

12:00 AM | Comments (14) |

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Don't you just love that super hearing they have, ugh. Not only do mine hear me as soon as I try to sleep, but also as soon as I get up in the morning. I always try to wake up and have just one cup of coffee but my Baby Boy gets up. But nope, as soon as my feet hit the floor he's up and running toward me.

Posted by: Jenny | July 18, 2004 12:29 AM

i'm here! i just got home so, hello there!

Posted by: P | July 18, 2004 12:39 AM

I'm up... Well, I think it is 6 hours after you wrote that. I'm one of those weird early to bed, early to rise. Ugh.

Posted by: Dell | July 18, 2004 6:32 AM

I'm shocked, shocked at Busy Mom blogging in the wee hours.

Posted by: Mark | July 18, 2004 6:57 AM

Darn short people.
Darn ass alarm. (I think I have one of those too, ahh, it all makes sense now...)

Posted by: Chelle | July 18, 2004 9:04 AM

I don't have the "hit the bed" alarm, I have the "intimacy alarm" EVERY DAMN TIME my hubby and I try ANYTHING, one of them gets up. I think they just don't want any more siblings LOL!

Posted by: Randi | July 18, 2004 9:27 AM

Heh, I think you saw my Date Nite post. I gave up on anything fun last night and wound up playing PS2 until 2 AM. I'm feeling it this morning.

"Intimacy Alarm" is right. But we can't even make siblings. Perhaps I should give the kids "the talk" ("Daddy has a very low sperm count, so let him get some once in a while, ok? We won't make any babies. We'll try and keep the noise down, too.")

Posted by: ben | July 18, 2004 9:51 AM

LMAO @ ass alarm! I think I have one of those also. My son doesn't like to sleep in his crib so he sleeps with me. I get up and he wakes up every time. Intimacy... what's that? It's impossible here.

Posted by: Cyn | July 18, 2004 9:57 AM

*Note to self* Have doctor check ass for alarm.

Posted by: Genuine | July 18, 2004 11:11 AM

Hmmm sounds about like my house. Loads of fun!

Posted by: Angie | July 18, 2004 1:18 PM

Super Sonic Hearing!! Got to love it!

Posted by: Hula Doula | July 18, 2004 3:04 PM

i'm usually up late...but i've been busy lately.

Posted by: Adria | July 18, 2004 4:44 PM

I assumed that "intimacy alarm" and "ass alarm" were the same thing.

I guess I thought of ass alarm the same way we think of car alarm... goes off when someone tries to get into your car...

Posted by: in10sity | July 18, 2004 4:49 PM

Please don't get me started on the alarm thing, especially after the bean dip we had.

When I stumbled out of bed into the bathrooom more asleep than awake this morning, I was the only one stirring. Three minutes later I shuffle my way back to the bedroom only to find Tony gleefully hiding under the sheets on MY side of the bed. I never even heard him get down off his bunk and bounce (according to Angelo) into our room.

Posted by: VJ | July 18, 2004 9:55 PM