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Friday, August 6
Back to School Checklist

I ran across one of those oh-so-handy-what-a-brilliant-idea "Back to School Checklists" meant to transform my life. But, they just need a little "adaptation" to fit into my life.

(In best women's magazine article voice) See how they work for me! (in italics below)

10:11 AM | Comments (11) |


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Thanks, I needed a laugh today. Funny our launch pad is the back door where everything got dropped too.

HAHAH! Mornings should NOT be fun, and LilZ is just like Busy Girl - HE's the one who makes sure WE dont forget anything.

And we have that SAME spot of clutter by our door as well!

LOL! Lay out a week's worth of clothes at once? Where exactly was the author putting this stuff, and does he/she live in an area where the weather is the same every single day???

(Oh, I see, he/she is putting the week's worth of clothes together with the week's worth of lunches... in their basement vault, perhaps....)

Whomever wrote this must not have kids, I don't think all of this is possible. Some yes, but some,.,,,,ummmm I think NOT! When did he put in time to take care of everything else in our lives? Mine is chock full of a whole bunch of other stuff too!

The clutter stays in our car!! That's where the fun happens!!

Oh. My. God. I couldn't even get through half of that. Who thinks this shit up? The Anal-Retentive Housewife? Different color markers, for chrissake - what if you mix up the colors and little Janey ends up at wrestling practice?

wow. with all the requirements, sounds like the launch pad will encompass the whole BusyHouse.

Give 'em lunchables, a backpack and pencils. Beat the morning children into submission (my mom was a morning person... DAMN! was that annoying)

And by launching pad, do they mean a catapult to shoot the kids into the waiting doors of the yellow limousine?

Bedtime rituals... if the kids don't go to sleep, dose 'em with benadryl.

Spend those extra 15 minutes snogging with BusyHubby, instead.

Yeah, I'm a great and doting uncle, but I'd be a piss-poor parent :)

Scrolling back to "GETTING READY AHEAD OF TIME." Store a weeks worth of non perishable lunch items per child in the pantry? What planet are these people living on?

I was one of five kids raised in an atmosphere of benign parental neglect. We survived without this anal retentive attention to detail even when a sibling was dying.

What a load of crap!

Raise your child to know that he's loved, but that he's not the center of the universe. He'll be better for it.

Thanks for the laugh. You would need a 5000 sq ft house for the patry to stroe the weeks worth of lunches and the launch pad. Insane. As soon as you get them to school in the morning youd have to start the "night" routine for the next day. Forget that my son has no problem eating a donut in the car on the way to school because we were out of milk and cereal and he has no problem with the 7-11 lunches we some times grab on the way. Hee hee.
It creates great stories for later in life.

Posted by: Tammy G | August 8, 2004 9:12 AM

paper, folders, pens, pencils, markers, crayons, etc (check)
buy off-brands whenever possible to cut costs (check)

simplify your child's wardrobe to "mix-and-match" (check)

Launching Pad, still to be determined. (check)

set aside a large work area where your child can spread out (check)

make sure there is adequate lighting and a comfortable seat (check)

locate your center away from noise and distractions (check)

set up a box for supplies and stacking trays for extra paper (check)

dry erase or bulletin board for notes, reminders, and planning (check)

The others I’m still working on, but then I'm home schooling, so we can flex a little here and there.

Lay out clothes for a week? LMAO Lay them out where? If I put five outfits on the bed in Kelly's room she'll wear all five in one day! Do I even have five clean outfits for one child, much less three? And laying them out saves you time how? Aren't you just going to be folding and refolding the stomped piles all week long? ugh