Although you might be kidding about the contact being stuck in your brain...I went to the ER once because I lost a contact in my eye and was afraid that's what happened, they told me that it's impossible for the contact to get into your brain.

Shake your head REALLY hard while bending over...maybe that'll help. ;-)

Oh sorry. I've got it. I was using it to fry tiny little ants. My bad.

*gasps in horror* Buzz! How could you fry little bitty ants!

*giggles* okay, actually that's pretty funny.

I ate it after Buzz was done with it....loked like a mint.

I hate it when contact lenses would end up hiding under my eyelid. That's why I quit and started wearing glasses again. Uh, speaking of which, where are they? (Feels the top of my head,) Just making sure they weren't sitting on top of my brain.

YIPES! It's like the time Hula Girl got her upper eyelashes flipped into her lower lid. YIPES>
Sorry you have been having trouble!
PSS SO LOVE THE NEW LOOK!

Is your third eye having vision problems? Perhaps it stole the lens.

I'v
e been having a lit
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g with my new
contacts. I do
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though.

When I first got contacts I was afraid to blink. I feared that one of the lenses would roll back behind my eyeball, get into my brain cavity, slice open an artery and cause me to die from a brain hemorage.

Once the Dr. assured me that wasn't possible I was a little less fatalistic.

But only a little. ;)

-G

Yep, this is why I had Lasiks!

I'm convinced that there are approximately eleven contact lenses located somewhere behind my eyes. Funny how they just disappear like that.

God I hate that. I want to go get Lasik...

oh i am convinced i still have a contact in my eye from 1997.