Wednesday, February 16
Well, it'd better have a fax, too.OK, I wished for something else besides my sick mother to write about and I got it, just now. I'm at work, and I was in the famous one-seater bathroom directly in the main hallway and there was a knock on the door.
Male voice: "Hello? I was told I'm supposed to put a phone in here."
Me: wtf? *remains still until he leaves*
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That is SO funny! Only here at MMC!
Ha!
Public bathrooms are the WORST!
I wonder if that guy ever realized he had been knocking on the door to the ladies' room...
Hey they have phones in some hotel bathrooms. Maybe they thought if they put a phone in the bathroom it would increase work efficiency. LOL
Whats wrong with a phone in the can?
Doesn't everyone have one?
Excellent idea, unless the walls echo - could get a little wierd then.
I had a boss who had a phone in his private potty and I hated walking in there and hearing him say goodbye to someone and then flush - ewwwww.
(course now that there's cordless phones and I'm surrounded by three kids, probably a lot of people have heard me flush!)
You know, there's a movie in MMC, USA.
Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see?
What?
He says they've already got one!
Are you sure he's got one?
Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one)
Well, um, can we come up and have a look?
Of course not! You are English types-a!
Well, what are you then?
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!
A phone line in the BATHROOM? Huh???
A phone in the restroom...that would be great...oh wait..maybe not
You know the phone line is for the men that forget to bring there cell phones in with them.... I office really close (way too close) to the mens room and I hear them on the phone on a way to regular basis.
Apparently "way" is my new favorite word..
A phone in the bathroom. I guess your company believes in multi-tasking!
A phone in the bathroom, you MUST work at a high class hospital ;)
Hee Hee Hee.
Umm... This is gonna be a little crude, but... Soooooo many thoughts on this one...
You're sh**ing me!!! =P
"Hold on - I have to make a courtesy flush and can't hear you."
*Sploosh* "Er - whoops. Guess that conversation is over."
Them: "Why are you grunting?"
I could probably come up with dozens given enough time... But alas, I don't have that (probably a good thing). =)
Don't ya just love potty humor? =P lol
That's really disgusting. I don't want anyone talking to me from the porcelain throne--nor do I want people touching a telephone when they are you know...
At least he knocked!
-G
Are we living in the same world......? Weird!
Oh. My.
That's a little strange!
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Dude, have some class and send info like that in email. Sheesh
I just peed all over my desk chair from laughing!
When I was about 8 months pregnant w/ #2, we hired a new receptionist who did not have the best "skills" for the job to say the least. I was in the bathroom (which at 8 months pregnant is not a quick task) and I hear a knock at the door...
Recep: "Misty, you have a call on line 2"
Misty: "What"
RECEP: "I told them you were in the bathroom, but that I would see if you were done"
Misty: "You did what?"
Misty (In head): "If I wasn't pregnant and supposed to be a proffesional grown-up, I would kick this girls ass right now!"
Situations like that you do not even know what to do...
Better yet...
I was hospitalized in high school for dehydration from a severe kidney infection. My mom had brought me my favorite JCrew union suit pajamas to wear. The catch... you had to take the entire suit off to use the bathroom. When I did finally have to use the bathroom, I rolled my I.V. into the bathroom and dropped the suit. I was on the 7th floor of the hospital and my bathroom had a window in it, which the blinds happened to be open, I did not bother closing them because I was on the 7th floor. So I am sitting, naked, holding onto my I.V. stand and peeing, when a window washer comes shimmying down in front of the window. There was nothing I could do, and he did not bother looking away. In fact, he waved and proceeded to watch me until the very end.
WTF are the odds of that happening?
Didn't you know that that was part of the administrative office restructuring at MMC?!?!?!?! To get more research space, it is necessary to use 'best management practices' to utilize all available resources. Don't feel bad, I've seen it on the campus side of MMC too!!! Labs in old restrooms and still had the hand dryers from the late 70's still functional!!!
Ok, so that's just weird!
Weird, yes, and way too funny!