HAHAHAHA!!!!

One time when I was gona eat a Pop Tart my mom asked me to help her take down a curtain in the livingroom so she can make a dress and some slippers. While I was helping her I saw my big brother walk into the kitchen which made me kinda worried because I thought he was gona eat my Pop Tart! So when my mom went to her bedroom with the curtain I ran to the kitchen, but my big brother came out and said "slow down Bigfoot", so I did. He then told me "You better be careful with Pop Tarts because they have alot of calories, and if you eat to many you will pop", and he was right! When I walked into the kitchen to eat my Pop Tart, next to the box of more Pop Tarts, my Pop Tart popped like a balloon, which made me scream "The Pop Tart!", and since then I don't eat any Pop Tarts because I don't want to pop like a Pop Tart, so I threw out the rest of the box of Pop Tarts, to protect my mom from popping, because she's fat like me!

I think it's great to be real, because if we don't we will all turn into Barbie and Ken, which is not a good thing, because they're are plastic, I think.

Yeah, now is when it starts getting interesting.

-G

So let me get this straight--you are feeding these people Pop Tarts and beer?

I want to live at your house, too!

lmao :) that was good hehe

ha!!!!!!!!

That's a classy joint you run there!

Everybody jumping to conclusion that it was beer. Not me: I think it was diet beer.

I made biscuits for our refugee group this morning. We'll gradually work our way down the breakfast foodchain to reality...bagels tomorrow, then rice krispies, then pop tarts, then...it's every man for himself.

I LOVE pop tarts. But my son won't eat them so I don't have an excuse to buy. Silly kid thinks he'd rather eat something "healthy" like oatmeal and a peach. What is wrong with him??????? Make room. I'm comin' to your house.