Now, if you had gone to WalMART rather than WalGREEN's you coulda sashayed into their optical department and got nicely fixed up with some new (expensive) frames. (I don't know; maybe the tape is a new fashion statement. Could be.)

A sign of strong self esteem and confidence...right?

ha ha - I love that!

HAHHAHAH that's pretty funny.

Did I tell you how my best friend got a complete makeover at that M.A.C. counter because the lady thought she was in an abusive relationship? She had a lot of bruises but it was because she plays soccer. She had gone in to see about finding something that would cover the bruise. It was very nice of the lady, but I looked at my best friend afterwards and said i think she thought you were in an abusive relationship.

you were just making a fashion statement, right? tee hee. sadly, i can relate. a few months ago, i raced out for a well-deserved pedicure, and thought the salon was an especially jovial place to be since the gal working diligently on my toes kept smiling and chatting it up (in korean) with her buddies. after she finished (many nods & smiles & giggles), i left & ran a few errands, where i encountered more happy faces. how nice! i thought to myself, i love it when people are friendly!

it wasn't until i got home and went into the bathroom that i realized i had put my black stretchy exercise pants on inside OUT. which might have been fine, except for the fact that the crotch is lined in WHITE cotton. i haven't been back to that salon, since. sigh.

That was YOU?!

Sounds like a good fit for Walgreen's. Scary place if you ask me.

Did you feel the need to carry a calculator fastened to the waist of your pants? ;-)

At least you didn't walk down a busy street with your fly unzipped.

:-(

They were simply fans of your design!

The tape just made them NOTICE your face. The staring was, obviously, from the staggering beauty. Ditto the smiles. I can think of no other explanation. Unless you had a skirt tucked into the back of your pantyhose.

GEEK!!!!