Saturday, August 5
Not much happening around here.I got a contact lens up my nose.
Yep, really.
No, I don't quite know how I did that.
Wait, I lied, there is something going on around here, there's a bluegrass version of Free Bird on the radio now.
Yep. really.
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I am laughing so hard that pretty soon I may have a contact up MY nose!
OK...So Saturday night entertainment ain't quite what it was in our 20's but c'mon...snorting contacts? LOL!!
Ok, so you snorted. But did you inhale? Makes all the difference.
I've had one that felt like it was headed to my brain (after rubbing my eyes when I FORGOT I had my contacts in). But in your nose? Yikes!
Okay - and now that I know you wear contacts, I just have to ask if you've ever had the "trying to put a gigantic contact lens in your eye" dream?
Just wonderin.
The power of original invention is not to be underrated. Sneeze.
You should be on America's Got Talent. Cause that's much better than half the acts they have on there.
Snorting contacts...that's a new one. Hopefully it won't turn into a trend cause contacts are expensive!
Wow-snorting contacts. You know that can lead to harder stuff like snorting full size glasses lenses--be careful with that! :)
Cool, wondered what you were up to.
I quit snorting contacts years ago when I decided to get my life together. One day at a time, Busy mom...
of the few things I have had up my nose, a contact is not one of them. hopefully it was a soft lens, and not gas permeable?
good buzz!???
Ok, this reminds me of a true story. Y'know those flashing light thingies that u can buy at rock concerts with the band's name on it? Comes with a flat magnet to hold it in place on your clothes? Well, one enterprising preteen I took care of in the operating room on Christmas day apparently hadn't gotten the nose piercing that he wanted for the holiday, so what did he do? Yup, he took not one but two of those little flat magnets & stuck them in his nose, one per nostril of course, & then tried attaching the flashing lights to them.
Next thing the kid knew, the flashing lights fell off, the magnets wouldn't come out and the whole family spent Christmas in the ER, OR, & PACU (recovery room) so that the ENT doc could retrieve them! Sure hope your contact lens buzz doesn't land you in the ER. :)
I've had the dream. What's up with that??
Usually I feel like my contact lens goes up in my brain, not in my nose...
Liked your style of philandering.
Tell me what your brain looks like.
C'mon, no picture?