I've been trying to work that into a title, and, I haven't been able to do anything with it, so, non-sequiturs for everyone!
Well, my dad had his steroid injection (back problem). He's no worse for the wear, but, so far no better, either.
However, since he has been stuck at home for 3 days, he decided it would be better if he just went to school (he's a teacher) in his wheelchair. I decided it would be best, too, when he called me yesterday and mentioned that he had been rearranging his clothes in his room and had decided to move the underwear from the dresser to a drawer in his closet.
I delivered him to school wheelchair and all, and, secretly told the secretary he was there in a wheelchair, because I am quite sure he wouldn't have mentioned it to anyone in the office who might be able to, you know, help him should he need assistance.
The flaudit, she is over. I still have a job as far as I know, but, I think I have exceeded my brain cache, so I don't know what kind of actual work will be performed today, but, we'll see.
I am hosing wifi near a public park at the moment, and, the people begging me for money are almost as intrusive as my children. (Note to begging people: I can be interrupted every 3 seconds at home. Leave me alone. If I had money, I would be using this here computer at Starbuck's.)
I'm hungry. Perhaps this will be a free food Friday. Those who say that there is no such thing as a free lunch just haven't looked hard enough around a medical center. OK, you might have to listen to a pharmaceutical schpiel, but, a sandwich is a sandwich.
Ha! Hello, Googlers. I said, "pharmaceutical". Pharmaceutical, pharmaceutical, pharmaceutical, pharmaceutical. Let's see if I can get the highest Google rank for pharmaceutical instead of the viagra valium people.
Can you tell the drug spammers are making me a bit crazy? I am throwing caution to the wind. I am crazy like that.
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Well - I checked with Google and quite frankly your flagrant use of the word pharmacutical didn't help you move up in the rankings. However, if you search for Pharmacuetical and then search those results for Busymom - there you are!
I hope your Dad's feeling better soon.
I work for one of those companies, and we occassionally get a free lunch! Sometimes even a continental breakfast.
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Even I got a free sandwich last Friday when I was getting recasted in NYC, and I was a patient, not a staff member. I didn't even have to listen to a spiel. I just had to charm everyone with my southern accent by saying yes ma'am and no sir whenever anyone asked me anything.
Austrian Nurse: You've been here five hours; I bring you turkey sandwich, yes?
Me: YES MA'AM!!
You should know better than to spell anything correctly and hope to get Google hits. Ask me about the Pheedo guy and how he said we all needed more "Google juice."
Errr, no thanks, dude.
I know another way to get a free meal. This works best on Saturday. Start out at your local supermarket to see what they have but your best bet is Costco or Sams Club. I just go through there on Saturday afternoon and eat samples all day. I always get filled up and find something new that I like everytime!
Nothing like a blog entry on how to get free food. That's right up my alley! If that doesn't get you Google hits, nothing will!
Even after a flaudit, you are phull of phunny.
First I laughed at you, then I laughed at Lindsay.
That's all.
I worked as a receptionist in a clinic a while ago. Unfortunately, our area coordinator thought that pharmaceutical lunches were a BAD idea, and didn't come around until after I left. Fortunately, the department next door WAS okay with having them, and would always give us leftovers.
Hope your dad starts to feel better soon - what a trooper - teaching in the chair!
At least the drug spammers are merely annoying. Unlike the porn spammers, who are just plain squicky.
I think that computer has become permanently attached to your anatomy, which probably makes showers an electrifying experience.
My hospital started with new policy, nothing free from anyone at any time. You couldn't even accept a ride to a pharmaceutical seminar in the limo they offered, nor the free lunch they offered during lunch break. And the only reason you went was for the free stuff!
My hospital started with new policy, nothing free from anyone at any time. You couldn't even accept a ride to a pharmaceutical seminar in the limo they offered, nor the free lunch they offered during lunch break. And the only reason you went was for the free stuff!
My hospital began stopping us from accepting any and all freebies. If we went to a seminar at a company we dealt with, we couldn't accept transport from them, nor the free lunch they offered. It was considered a conflict of interests! So nobody was going to anything anymore. What fun is it, not getting any free goodies?
Your dad is quite the trooper. I don't go as much as he does. My god.
Computer companys on Fridays like to show off gadgets and give away free food. Just saying.
Send those drug reps my way. Then you'd be able to stumble upon free BBQ.
I love those people. Buying prescriptions, er, uh, I mean educating Doctors and Nurses one BBQ sandwich at a time.
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