Crap. I'm afraid to comment but I'm a live-on-the-edge kinda gal so wa-la! Here I am taking my chances.

*runs*

I did my little 'can't-get-the-cooties' stamp before I typed this.
Here's to a better day.

Ahhh so that would explain why I can't find the lid to my crockpot...I had your blog open on my 'puter *chuckle* Here I was about to chalk it up to a senior moment, thanks for saving me ;)

I call it "The Midas Sh*t Touch," and I feel particularly gifted myself of late.

Go curl up in a bean bag chair and eat some jello. That's the safest thing I can think of.

By any chance, did you lose, forget or break any people yet? heehee

I guess it's time to break open the alcohol :).
What?!!! Its happy hour SOMEWHERE in the world.

I'll buy the rum and be right over. It won't help the problem... but it will make you care less. And I am having the same day... so I will bring a BIG bottle.

A case of the Mondays on a Wednesday? Man, you're doomed!

OW!

Quit it.

Ah - my eyeballs just fell out!

-Hope your dad's doing well....maybe you'd better not touch him.

So THAT'S what happened to my printer this morning! *slaps self on forehead*

*NURSE HUMOR ALERT*
Yesterday at the ER with my dad evidently there had been a death (there was alot of commotion and then some crying and wailing etc). Later I overheard one nurse tell the other "Well its the afternoon and we've only lost one patient!"

Hope you didn't break when you scratched and itch!

Busy Mom, either you need more coffee, or LESS!!
But seriously-- you've been under a tremendous amount of stress regarding family matters, and I haven't heard you say you'd take a day off the whole time. I think you need/deserve it. Go do a spa day. It will calm your nerves, and I bet your family won't fall apart TOO much w/o you.

Too late, I think I got your disease and I didn't even read your blog yesterday. I hope it passes quickly as the in laws are coming and I just know dropping, spilling and other mishaps will not endear.

So that explains why my day was in the crapper all day yesterday. Hopefully today will be much better for all parties involved.