Am I the last person ever to discover BuzzWhack? Why didn't ya'll tell me about it? I love stuff like this.

Some of my favorites:

cellular Macarena: The dance that occurs when a cellular phone rings in a public place. Everyone reaches for their coat pocket, front pants pocket, back pants pocket, etc.

carbon-based error: Error caused by a human, not a computer

mandatory fun: A celebratory business event that holds no interest for you but requires attendance since names are being taken.

meeting moth: An executive who flits from meeting to meeting, but seldom acts on the items discussed in them.

Bluetooth fairy: Someone who spends his or her day with the blinking glow of a Bluetooth headset plugged into one ear.

bobbleheading: The mass nod of agreement by participants in a meeting to comments made by the boss even though most have no idea what he just said.

Targasm: Tingly sensation shoppers get when they find something really, really good at Target.

plutoed: To be unceremoniously dumped or relegated to a lower position without an adequate reason or explanation.

non-concur: Bureaucratic word choice that allows one to avoid uttering something as definitive as "disagree." The ultimate obfuscation -- "Yes, I do not non-concur."

recipe malpractice: Reminder that just because you know how to turn on a stove doesn't mean you're a chef.