I'm sure you've all seen the news where some professor in Britain advocates putting warning labels in "large" sized clothing because, apparently, obese people will bankrupt the health care system.
I can think of several warnings a lot more useful and realistic than that:
WARNING: May cause violation of basic fashion rules.
WARNING: Increased risk of butt-crack exposure. Not safe for children.
WARNING: Wearing this item may cause user to go home alone on Saturday night.
WARNING: Discontinue use if over 21 years of age.
WARNING: For best results, please go back 25 years.
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