Monday, March 19
Busy Mom ConfessionsDear bagel place:
I know you think I'm enamored with your food since I'm here a lot.
The hard truth is that, though you are nice enough, the time it takes for you to make me a sandwich makes me want to cry real tears.
And it costs too much.
I am using you for your free wi-fi.
Sincerely,
Busy Mom
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Dear Busy Mom:
Sorry we're slow. We never wanted to be a bagel place when we grew up, we actually wanted to dance in the New York City Ballet. Years of classes, torturing our body, depriving ourself of friends and fun, and none of it paid off. We auditioned for a performing arts high school and they told us that we're not tall enough and our toes look funny.
So go easy. You'll get your darn shmear.
And we only put in the wifi so we can surf bagel porn in the back room. So there.
Cheerio,
Bagel Place
Don't worry the cost of the wi-fi is built into the price of the sandwiches.