Thursday, April 5
Sidewalk ConfidentialTo the guy with the puppy:
I know I'm not the chick you were trying to attract with your dog, but, he sure was cute, I had to stop.
Hope I didn't cost you an opportunity.
To the guy with the "Zexy" license plate:
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but, I'm pretty a license plate isn't going to influence your zex appeal.
What? You think I was all, "Whoa, I sure am glad I saw your license plate, dude. Why, indeed, you are bringing 'Zexy' back, and, I nearly missed it! "
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I can't speak to the man with the Zexy plate, but I'm a little worried about Fummo that is on one of your other blogs.===============>
It looks like it was written by the same person who sends me the sob stories about being trapped in Nigeria and needing my bank account # to get out!
I see you are 42. Did a birthday go by and I missed it? Gosh.....
In Australia, we call people with number plates like that "Wankers". (I won't explain - this is a family blog)
Bringing 'Zexy' back-bwahahahahaha!
Sorry, but those are the people I want to slap with a seatbelt and say, LEARN TO SPELL!!!!
Just my anal-retentive side shining through.
And, it may have been that "Sexy" was all taken, but that should tell him something, ya know?
Killjoy wives usurping the tentative moves shy innocent girls might make.
There's a whole book about people like you.
Like the dude who revs his engine and peels away from the light only to squeal to a stop at the next light. OOoooo. He's SO cool. I wish I could get in the car with him and nag him to death!
I'm reminded that My Better Half used to drive a Pathfinder with Naked Lady mud flaps. (I know, I know and I married him anyway.) I was driving the car one day and had a fender bender with another female driving a Lexus, glaringly devoid of mud flaps or offensive bumper stickers or designer plates that say something clever like ZEXY or FKUP. Cops arrived and the attending officer was female. Think those mud flaps had anything to do with the nice lady officer finding me at fault in this particular instance?
The puppy thing kills me. I never understood why every single guy in America didn't have one. Then I realized that all the single guys I knew couldn't even take care of themselves...
Busted!
Maybe I should change my license plate to "Juixy" !