Monday, May 14
Cancel that cable TV subscription"Inside, she's thinks she's beautiful. Outside, I'm thinking some sort of plastic surgery".
-Second grader's answer to the question, "What does your mom want?", read at Mass yesterday for Mother's Day
P.S. There are way too many of you searching this site for "slutty swim wear" (and, "slutty wedding dress" wtf?) followed by "Best color for gray hair".
I'm going to be the one to break it to you: if you need the answer to the hair question, then, the swim wear and the wedding dress are off limits for you.
No, I never get tired of giving.
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Oh, funny! I wonder what poor mom thought when she heard that!
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oh no, that's so funny but at the same time that poor momma.
Too funny on your "breaking it to you" part. Yes, if you have gray hair, you probably DON'T need a bathing suit....especially if it is a two piece.
What a charming little miscreant
I wasn't aware that gray hair meant you should no longer wear a bathing suit!!! If there are other pleasures that this poor old gray-haired person should give up as well as swimming, please enlighten me!
Eek.
i WAS looking for the slutty swim wear.
aisle 4?
slutty wedding dresses? Heck yeah! Count me in :)
And you gotta think that every mom at Mass felt that comment might have come from their child.
Happy belated mommies day :)
Darn, I really wanted a wedding dress for my 25th anniversary in September.
I worry about some of the searches on mine too - but now I've seen yours I won't worry any more!
Cheers
HA HA, poor mom! We had some funny answers to that question too, read at church.
On a totally unrelated note, glad you stopped by... Ken's link was broken. Fixed now. That's what I get blogging in the middle of the night... ;)
I'm convinced those "kids' funny answers to life's questions" emails that circulate are made-up. (That's probably where the priest got it, right?)
They're just too perfectly aimed at contemporary adult humor. And I know very bright seven-year-olds who couldn't craft an answer with that much *zing*.
They do make you think, though, right? And, okay, now I'm totally paranoid about the grey hair and bikini thing. Do just a few grey hairs matter? :)
My hair is SILVER, so I can wear whatever I'd like!