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Charlie's Soap

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Friday, June 29
Bad Attitude Central

Me: "Ah, hell, I gotta ask Bitch Factor to send this out for me. I dont want to. Don't make me. She hates me. I don't even know where her office is now, anyway."

Busy Chatty Employee: "Isn't she around the corner where Duck Lips (when collagen attacks) used to be?"

Me: "I dunno, I suppose I can ask Mall Hair Dina".

Busy Chatty Employee: "Nah, let's go to that reception over in that department down the hall. If we just walk in and smile while we get food, they won't notice."

Me: "OK."



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Who woulda thunk someone named "Dina" would have mall hair? ;)

What would I do without your interpretation of modern vernacular?

This is wonderful! How did you learn this stuff when you were a newbie?

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