Sunday, September 2
I think they serve it at employee orientationBusy D.:"We went to Home Depot today, know what they have?"
Me: "No, what do they have?"
Busy D.: "Crazy juice."
Me: ?
Busy D.: "I don't know why anyone would buy it, though."
11:53 PM |
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That's either battery acid or in the roped-off men's thinning hair section behind power tools.
Crazy Juice is the concoction HD gives employees so they can answer questions with the wrong answer ...and keep a straight face. (there is a rant in there somewhere, I am sure of it)
No one buys Crazy Juice. HD gives it out free to men shopping alone. It's the only explanation for the things they come home with after an unsupervised trip there.
They give Crazy Juice out as a requirement when you start working at Disney World. I worked there for a few years, and I still have twitches.
I think I need to start going to HD. I want some crazy juice. I bet it's good for party games.
You should taste the Insane Juice they sell over at Lowes.