Friday, December 7
It really is all about youI have a friend who has had a lot of problems with her oldest child, a young adult.
It seems that her oldest might have inherited some not-so-good traits from the father, my friend's former husband.
It's tough, but, my friend has a really good outlook about the whole thing.
She once remarked that if she wrote an autobiography it would be titled, "I Gave Birth to My Ex-Husband".
My autobiography wouldn't have such an interesting title (not to make light of her problems, she started it).
I'm thinking it might be, "I Served Waffles and Went to Work".
What would your autobiography be called?
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- Dorm room planning, or not quite a college mom blog
- Summer's here
- Baseball, hotdogs, apple pie and Renfest
- Sing. Fly. Mate. Die.
- What do cicadas sound like?
When I said "I do", I didn't know I would do everything.
I blogged about the spilled milk instead of cleaning it.
Not to bash men today but I am torn between:
I Married a Moron
I Divorced a Dipshit~Make Him Go Away!
I Spent a Ton on College and Grad School to Become a Second-Grader's Chauffeur!
Sherry, LOVE your title!
Mine would be:
To Be Announced - I'll come up with a name later.
(and then I never would come up with a name and it would go to press like that.)
Mine is:
Reservations.
Mine is:
Reservations.
How the hell did I get here?
or
I need a wife, too.
I Wiped a Lot of Butts, and Sometimes Found No Time to Wipe My Own
I'll take Sherry's-Part 2! (Mostly because I'm not creative enough to think of my own!) I blogged about this yesterday...
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2007/12/headless-dad-and-pms.html
Mine is "Not Even Jerry Springer can make this shit up"
I sat at my computer and cleaned up messes
jeezzeeee this is hardddddddd
"I have no idea what I was so busy doing. Certainly none of it was for me."
The Life and Times of a Laundress
What do you mean there is two of them in there?
Mine would be:
"Who has time to write a book?"
Raising Rednecks in London: How to keep in touch with your rural trash roots in the most Cosmopolitan city on the planet 2nd edition with added spam recipes
LOL, some very funny stuff here...
Mine...
The Quiet Sameness of a Small Unpoetic Life
How in the hell did I get here?!? - Title
www.tuppas.com
Conversations With Myself in in the Produce Aisle
OR
Being Groovy Without a Mirror Ball
OR
Chocolate Really Is the Answer
"I Remember the Days When I Thought Waking Up at 8am Was Early"
-- A Memoir
This Would Be My Autobiography If I Weren't Such a Procrastinator
I did laundry, cleaned toilets, washed dishes, and wiped butts. Where did the time go???
"It is all about Give and Take"
(She Gives the orders. I Take the orders.)
Life in Rutsville: It ain't for everyone, but it works for me.
I Stared Cleaning in 1997 and I'm Not Done Yet
that should have been
"I Started Cleaning in 1997 and I'm Not Done Yet"
Well, my personal journal is called "Hopes and Dreams, Thoughts and Feelings." Tony's is called "From the Bottom of My Heart," and DeeDee's is "With All My Heart." My blog is called "Gentle Breezes." So, I could have "Gentle Hearts" or go completely different and have a title like ""My Many Hats," or "Computer Mama" or how about "Life Through Home School."
Hey! I got an idea! How about someone spend time on my blog and write an autobiography title for me.
I guess I have it all now, eh?
mine would be called, " We are so proud of you, but you are fat: Why should I bother trying?"
"I didn't forget. You're next on my list."
He Did What He Had To Do
The Nicest Bitch There Ever Was
That's a tough one. My brain is fried on this Sunday night. That's not the title, that's just a fact. Maybe tomorrow . . .
"Who Moved My Cheese?"
Oh wait. That one's taken.
Oooh- am I too late to play? How about...
"Boys are stinky but I learned to ignore the smell"
or
"Someday, you are going to thank me for this"
or
"I loved you before I knew you. Now shut up."
LOVE THESE titles. What a hoot!
Hmmmm.
"The world is my playground---except I am stuck driving around looking for a parking spot."
ew, depressing:).
I am a fan of self-help book titles, myself.
How about:
Better living through mirror avoidance
D-List Writer: The Story of Writer Who Almost Made It Big, Almost Finished A Diet, and Almost Made A Lot of Money
:)