To: Employees under 5 feet tall
From: Management
Date: May 10. 2008
Re: Watch Service Request System
Due to the excessive volume of requests to "watch":
a. "me"
b. "this"
It is necessary that we implement a Watch Service Request System (WSRS) in order to serve you better.
This new, online system, accessible from the Club Penguin home page for your utmost convenience, will streamline your "watch me and/or this" requests and allow us to fulfill them in a more efficient manner and track them to determine trends.
It's easy to use:
1. From the link on the Club Penguin home page, just click "Watch!"
2. Next, you will be asked to prioritize your request:
a. If your request involves blood, fire or traffic, select "1"
b. If your request needs to be fulfilled "before time runs out" or "before he falls", select "2"
c. Select "3" for all other requests.
Please allow adequate lead time if management presence is requested upstairs or outside.
After hours, please refer to our FAQ section below to receive your requested validation:
Q: "Watch me!"
A: "Well, look at that!"
Q: "Watch this!"
A: "Wow, you must have been practicing!"
Thank you for your cooperation, and we look forward to serving you in the manner to which you have become accustomed.
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We are SO implementing the WSRS over at the Fixin' Supper house. Do you think 2yos are able to participate???
Also necessary is the take along necklace for parents, with the automatic voice responder: "I'm WATCHING!"
That reminds me of something funny I heard.....
The first and last thing a redneck hears in his life are: "Welcome Kmart shoppers" and "Hey y'all, WATCH THIS!!"
Oh, man, Larisa stole my joke.
Now that is just plain funny. One of the many reasons I have you on my bloglines.
Hehe...
Busymom, I'm sitting here listening to the thunder and to the local news having a weathergasm, and giggling at YOU! Thanks for taking my mind of the storms!
I have a built-in watcher here. A 2 year old who stands on the seat behind his sister and not only watches her every move on CP, but applauds when she does something fantastic. And he thinks everything she does is fantastic.
Genius.
I also need to implement a Tattle Reporting System. Do you have one of those?
Yeah but what do you do when they clear five feet?
Is this only for oompa loompas? Don't get me started on automated stuff!
Oh my gosh this is so damn funny! Shark is all over the "watch this" right now. And you can't glance either. If you try to cheat he starts all over from the beginning of whatever it is.
Great post!
Does the Watch System also apply to requests that bein with "Lookit!"?
LOL I love it!
Why do we have to "drop, stop, and watch" them, but dang, if we want THEM to __________ (insert what you want them to do...)
they take their sweet little time.
this post interrupted by "MooooooM....Waaaaatch...."
Great stuff! Thanks for sharing, one fresh
idea and you can change the world, keep
up the great work.
You better trademark that system. Fast!