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Wednesday, December 3
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

It's that time of year, again.

How do you finish the classic kid song, "Jingle Bells, Batman smells..."?

I do this every year and I've heard all kinds of versions, and I get some interesting searches for it.

One even includes a reference to Uncle Billy, a willy and a motorway.

What say you?

7:59 PM | Comments (28) |


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Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Wonder Woman lost her bosom
Flying TAA
(TAA is a now defunct Australian airline and this is the version we used to sing at school 30 years ago
How did I get to be that old??

jingle bells, batman smells
robin laid an egg

the batmobile lost its wheel
and the joker got away!

hey!

Posted by: wendi | December 4, 2008 8:45 AM

Mine is the same as Wendi's!

We also sing it like Wendi.

We grew up with a different version:
Jingle bells, shotgun shells,
Rabbit got away.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a beat up Chevrolet!

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin lays an egg, Batmobile lost four wheels and the joker got away!
Per my 13 yo ds!

Ditto on Wendi's version!

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away.

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
& the Joker learned ballet.

Posted by: Kay | December 4, 2008 9:54 AM

Robin laid an egg.
The batmobile lost its wheel and turned into a chevrolet, hey!

What Wendi said.

What Wendi said.

We also sang
Jingle Bells
Shotgun shells
Granny's got a gun.

And then it just gets vulgar from there.

Yep Wendi that's the way we sang it.

Actually, a blend of a couple of others...

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin flew away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a beat-up Chevrolet

Posted by: nashvegas | December 4, 2008 2:43 PM

Gotta go with Wendi!

Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg!
He did a fart,
Behind a kart,
And blew up the IRA/UDA*!

*The last line depended on where you where from.
Yeah I had an interesting childhood...

Posted by: Amy | December 4, 2008 5:10 PM

Gosh - tidings of comfort and joy! Yeah - what Wendi said.

Brings back fond memories of the '70s - sniff.

I sing it the same way as a bunch of other people here with the laying egg one.

We sing it like Wendi does, but I am kind of digging Amy's version!

Yes! It's Christmas once again!

Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin has a cold
Batmobile stinks like hell
So, Joker sold it on eBay!

This is how we always sang it:

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells,
Robin Laid an egg!
Bat mobile lost its wheel,
and Joker got a-way-aa!

I remember singing (now this was over 30 years ago)

Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin's flown away
Eric Sykes has lost his tights
On the Milky Way, hey!

The version mentioned about Uncle Billy, Willy and the motorway sounds familiar too although there was another song we used to sing that involved an Uncle Billy, a willy and a SNAKE but that was a completely different song altogether - what an odd childhood I had lol!

Posted by: Boo Boo | December 8, 2008 6:28 PM

My childhood version is the same as Wendi's...

Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid a gun.
Shot his butt in pizza hut in 1981!
Hey!

Posted by: elizabeth | December 11, 2008 6:28 PM

In my 40 year old version,

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And landed in a pile of hay

Posted by: caml | December 22, 2008 9:21 AM

I grew up listening to the entire song:

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg

The batmobile lost its wheel
and the Joker got away!

Hey!

Batman's in the kitchen
Robin's in the hall
The Joker's in the bathroom, peeing on the wall!

Oh!

Posted by: josuezito | May 25, 2009 6:54 PM