I love Internet Easter Eggs (hidden stuff on websites, movies, computer programs, etc. ).

The Chuck Norris one on Google cracks me up.

Google, "Where can I find Chuck Norris?" and select "I'm feeling lucky."

No idea how long it will last, but just go do it. I'll wait.

Also, from the easily entertained files, I could laugh all day at some of the search strings (other than the usual lewd stuff regarding animals and relatives) leading people to my blog:

"Hark the hare lipped angel sings" - Perhaps with some difficulty?

"Cause of unlimited texting" - Teenagers. Next question...

"Husband piercing" - Only if he empties the clean laundry onto the unmade bed again.

"Why did we get our teen texting?" - Good question.

"Bob Costas hair" - There's a bunch of those, I seem to be some sort of Bob Costas hair authority.

"Selling testicles for research" - No such thing. I work in research, and I actually get this question on the phone a lot. Odd, considering my subject is above the belt.

"Dill pickles up your nose" - Ouch, and odds are if this means anything to you, you're my age. Bonus if you can tell me what is your kind of place.

"Panera Broccoli Cheese Soup" - If you can tell me how to make it, please do. I am a flop at it.

"Aged mom" - Oh, STFU.

"Bifocals and graying hair" - No, really. What did I just say? I totally don't have bifocals...

"Hot cougar mom" - I dunno, I think cheetahs are way cuter.

"Burlap pillow shams" - Hmmm...you know I make my MIL sleep on pillow shams, don't you? What? You forgot about the great pillow sham debate here?

"Petticoat Junction theme song" - Yep, more senior citizens like me using The Internet. But, you're right, I do have a VAST repertoire of TV show theme songs in my head.

I think I'd be a lot smarter if they weren't taking up so much room in there. ("Come ride the little train that is rolling down the tracks to the junction...")

"How to mom blog" - Sorry if I disappointed you here. Maybe this site is a how NOT to mom blog? Good luck, there.

"How to clean house for Busy Mom" - Oh, you don't have to do anything special for me. I'll be there in an hour, though.

"Instructions juice pouch bag" - Stab it with a straw?

"Cleavage in Renaissance Festivals" - Hahahaha. Wench.

"Fibra Maligy" - I think I had a class with her in college.

"Doodlebops gay" - Haven't we settled this before somewhere? Don't ask, don't tell.

"Greg Page Wiggle" - OK, I love the Wiggles, but I have no scoop on the yellow Wiggle. If you're wanting to see him wiggle, then well, eeew.

"Toilet overflowed" - Maybe you should get off the Internet and go get some towels, instead.

"Better friend net" - Works better than the "good" friend net, but not as well as the "best" friend net. I've had people escape the "good" one, so I upgraded and I have lots of friends, now!