Seen everywhere, but no idea what to call it, so I am making a sacrifice to the SEO gods.

Extra points to the first person who tells me I should never! ever! do something like that.

I live on the edge. I can't be tamed.

1. It's 2AM and you are not home. You are more than likely:
Somewhere else. (This quiz isn't very hard, so far.)

2. What's the last thing you spent more than $100 on?
Busy D.'s soccer.

We are now those people with an 8 year old in travel sports.

Yeah, I know.

3. What do your bank checks look like?

They're rectangular, and they're...somewhere.

I think they're yellow.

4. Where did the shirt you are currently wearing come from?
My closet. (This quiz isn't very hard.)

OK, it's from Old Navy.

5. Name something that will be on your Christmas wish list:
A lawnmower.

No, we still don't have one

Wouldn't you like to be? My neighbor.

6. What color is your toothbrush?
I have no idea, it's upstairs.

What? Are you planning to use it or something?

7. Name something you collect and tell us about it.
Volleyball trip receipts. I think you already know about it.

If you just joined in, my daughter plays volleyball. A lot of it.

My readers LOVE hearing about it in detail, don't you?

Go on...tell the nice new people how interesting it is when I talk about volleyball...

8. Last restaurant you ate at. Who were you with? How was it?
One without a drive-thru? Let me think...

I probably went to Dalton's with my Dad. I'm sure It was the usual.

9. Who was the last person you bought a birthday card for?
How would I know the "last" anything I do?

I'm not dead yet. (/Monty Python)

10. What is your worst bad habit?
I'll answer that later...

11. Name a magazine to which you subscribe?
I'm partial to OMFG Magazine and Sheep!, but I'll bet everyone names those.

12. Your favorite pizza toppings?
The ones on the pizza yo paid for.

13. Whose number were you looking up the last time you used a phone book?
Why? What did you see?

I swear, it was for "research".

I'm serious...

14. Other than family, who is the person that you love most?
Me!

Wait, am I my own family? I'm my own Grampa...

15. What is the last thing you cooked?
A plan to find the money to go to BlogHer.

It's way underdone.

16. Name something you wouldn't want to buy used.
Kleenex.

17. Which shoe do you put on first?
Neither. I jump into both of them at once every morning.

You gotta watch it with the stilettos, though.

18. What is the last thing you remember losing?
A foot. (see above)

Seriously? If remembered losing it, then it wouldn't be lost, huh?

19. What is the ugliest piece of furniture in your house?
I'll take "the entire upstairs" for $500, Alex.

20. Last thing you bought and ended up returning?
One of those $8 polo shirts I keep blabbering about at Old Navy.

21. What perfume/cologne do you wear? If none, why?
Origins Spring Fever.

I don't think they make it anymore, and I am bent out of shape about it.

I am also stinky.

22. Your favorite board game?
I really have to be in the mood to play a board game.

I do play Uno and Words With Friends (Busymom64) Busy_Mom on my phone, though.

23. What was the last board game you played?
Checkers, I think. I'm not very good.

24. Where did your vehicle come from?
It was my mother's, I usurped it from my father after she died.

It's good to be the only child.

25. If a movie was made about your life what would the theme song be?
Oh, that's easy (has sound): Chacarron Macarron.

What?

26. You're sad, who can cheer you up easily?
How can I be sad with you guys around? I mean, really...

27. What was the color of the bridesmaid dresses of the last wedding you went to?
I'm in a weird demographic: too old for all my friends to be getting married, but too young for their kids to be getting married.

I did almost flush myself down the toilet in a black and white bridesmaid's dress one time, though, does that count for anything?

28. What house cleaning chore do you hate to do the most?
Folding and putting away laundry.

I'd give you visual proof, but I have standards.

By "standards", I mean the pile of clean clothes would scare you.

29. What is your favorite way to eat chicken?
With my mouth.

30. It is your birthday. You hope the cake is?
For me.