Mixtionary by Mia Christou, Scott Lobdell, John Nee, Shawn McManus, is a compendium of made-up words for the world we live in today.

Some of my favorite definitions:

Alcohological- the inverse relationship between increased alcohol consumption and common sense.

Bragnoy- boasting about how bad your life is, or, how dire the state of your health is.

Bidiot- people who pay far too much for junk sold on eBay.

It's funny, and, would make a great gift, but,be warned, there are a couple of PG-13 definitions.